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good evening masters and laid eyes
i will tell you a few jokes about every single object
for human creature for something else dot com to look at me guys i really have
a very big hair on the chest
and now let's start the hour dot a woman seated behind a glass window in the
prison visiting room speaks to her conduct husband
i couldn't get the nail file you want it
so i got to some nail polish and lip gloss instead
another on
connor bundy walk up to one yard sale himself to the guy i would like to buy
this t_v_ set and so he said i don't sell to florence or the next day she
comes back and
she's died her hair brown then asks the guy the same question and he said i
don't sell to blondes so over the next day she went back to the yard sale but
this time she died her hair red and asks the the same question and the guy says i
don't sell to blind so now she's thinking maybe recognizes
me from the days past so she gets a nose job and an entire facelift but she keeps
the repair so she goes back to the yard sale and asks the guy can i buy this
t_v_ set and he says i don't sell to blondes and she asks how do you know i
am a blonde and he says because it's a microwave not a t_v_ set dot on the last
mona from our homes and doctor what some are going to improve
captain streisand went to sleep
sometime in the middle of the night homes with what some of them said
watson look up at the start and tell me what you see
watson replied icy millions and millions of stars homestead and what do you
deduce from that
watson replied well if there are millions of stars and if even a few of
those of planets it's quite likely there are some planets like earth out there
and if there are a few planets like earth out there there might also be life
and homestead
you idiot it means that somebody stole our tenth does and that's all
today thank you laid eyes and gentleman's
and a gahlawat you in the next show tonight everybody
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